Men and Facial Hair Grooming

What are they thinking???? The guy on the right is at his step-son's wedding. Well, he is dressed much better than I usually see him.  But the long beard is totally horrible. What is he thinking?  It has been like this for a long time, so I guess that is as long as the thing will grow.  I just have this impulse to take a pair of scissors....and you know....cut it off. A nicely trimmed beard is so much better. BTW, I think that he got a hair cut for the wedding. This is just a rant, I need to get over it.